Cheque

A would-be customer wrote to a mail-order company as follows:
‘Please send me one of the engines you show on page 87. If it’s any good, I’ll send you a cheque.’
In time, he received this reply:
‘Please send cheque. If it’s any good, we’ll send the engine.’

— Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in Jokes, Quotes & One Liners Volume 2

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