A dear old Australian lady, many years ago, won Tatts’ lottery. She was asked if she would take a trip to England.
“England!” she shuddered. “Certainly not! Why, that’s where the convicts come from!”
— Bill Wannan’s Come in Spinner
- Australian Humour is Lewd, not just the Men in Blue Ties #auspol (redearthbluesky.wordpress.com)