- If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
- Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
- Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
- The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
- What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Taken from : onelinefun.com